1. Kansas (the Colombian supermodel, Hot VH, the Nerd)2. Teeemga (Lil Hippie's man, Eliancito)
3. Freddy (El Negro, Doble V, licenciado)
4. Jeremiah (the Bookie, J-train, Mayita, currently M.I.A)
5. Carlos (Scott Carlos, Los, "The Gringo who speaks spanish with a Venezuelan accent")
6. Lisa (main blondie at Here, my girl Lisa Lisa)
7. Sharla (Sharla Sometimes, my other girl Sharla Sometimes at Here)
8. Debbie (Triple D)
9. Jim Billy (musik man, the angry air conditioner, coolest landlord ever)
10. Dean (Big Whiskey, when hanging out with Jimmy..."Jimmy Dean")
11. ChrisBob (K-Bob)
12. Nayeli (La Mayestra, inside joke on the name)
13. Gabriella (The Elusive One)
14. Chelis (The Concrete Nazi, Ella, Super bitch)
15. Kevin (K-Man, Senor Kevin, Grand Master .....)
16. Lara (Larushka, Little Hippie, the Slovak, H.R., C. Dora)
17. Heidi (AKA Heidi Heidi Ho, Hidro)
18. Clayton (The Hippie's one-legged hippie friend)
19. Jim Parent (Germany's Marlborough Man)
20. Olson (The Creep. note: most of our free booze comes from the Creep)
21. Mr. W. (International man of mystery, source of many missions)
22. LC (La Poderosa, The UN Vehicle, LandCruiser, the Mighty One)
23. Me (The Mexican, H.R., the sonoran guy to Dr. Brock)
24. Rebecca (Lil Mex, Honorary Mexican, Kansas' roommate)
Others...
24. Nina Misi (La Paracaidista, dirty hippie pregnant cat from unknown origins...might belong to SARS)
25. Cowboy (the horse dog, the dog that would try to bite Freddy's huevos, Daisy's masizo)
26. Daisy (dumbass dog belonging to the Roberts over in Hysteria Lane)
27. Jerry (our water heater that makes a lot of noise at night)
28. Mercedes (our coffee maker...you have to see "Pawn's Laberynth" for this one)
29. Las plantas
30. Chuck & Ernest (the hippie's gay-looking hippo slippers)
31. The Ditzies (the three sororities chicas next door)
32. T Rex (el otro vecino)
33. SARS Lady (otra vecina)
34. Cosmo (Kansas' labrador, tortilla chingator, quasimo, puppy)
